1. sexy, smart ladies. Never before have I surrounded myself by so many beautiful, level-headed, intelligent chicks.
2. semen. Really.
3. the most awkward song transitions. Yes, we dance sexy to the Ghost Busters theme, Frank Sinatra, Lil' Kim, and Black Sabbath back-to-back.
4. porn. I swear there is at least one dancer on stage at a time that has done some sort of porn.
5. forced family gatherings. Sometimes our meetings can turn out like big, chaotic family Thanksgivings: sibling rivalry, crazy uncle drunkenly rambling, grandma giving wisdom to the younger generations ... but we all respect each other all the same.
6. whack-a-mole. Friday and Saturday nights, when North Beach gets drunk and rowdy, windows pop up and down, patrons switch windows, and occasionally cause mayhem and we get to try to cover them all.
...this list is never ending. Have anything to add?